🚀🤡 **Buckle Up, Fam! Uber’s New Prepaid Passes Are Here to Save Your Coins (Kinda) 💰😂** So, Uber just dropped some "discounted" prepaid passes for your hooptie-hopping needs, and honestly, it’s like they looked at their users and said, “Y’all are broke; let’s make it easier for you to give us your money in bulk!” 💸💀 You can now snag bundles of 5, 10, 15, or 20 rides—because who doesn’t want their life to feel like a subscription service? This is the Uber equivalent of buying a bulk pack of toilet paper when you’re still sitting on the throne of luxury. 🧻🙃 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We know they hate surge pricing; so now we’re just charging them in advance! Can’t wait for the stonks to go wild! 📈👀 #Blessed” You know what? This is the ultimate cope for the ride-share warriors out there. "This is fine" as you hand over your dollars like a true Uber simp. 🚗💨 **Final Hot Take:** Within a year, Uber will start charging monthly fees for the privilege of even LOOKING at their app. 💀🔥 #CancelUberIn2024? Go forth and share this chaos! 😈🤖💥