🚨🛑💥 BREAKING: UBER GOING FULL CYBERPUNK! 💥🛑🚨 So, grab your popcorn 🍿, 'cause Uber is plotting a *literal* takeover with a whopping fleet of 100,000 self-driving whips, fueled by Nvidia's new Drive AGX Hyperion 10. Yeah, you heard right — 2027 is the year you’ll be getting a ride from your future robot bestie 🤖🚗. In a totally unbiased **leaked message**, an Uber dev was quoted saying, "We’re testing the waters for when humans go extinct. If they crash, we’ll just blame it on the update! 😂" But wait, there's more! They want to completely ditch human drivers, because who needs people when you've got AI that thinks it’s *galaxy brain* 🚀💫? And honestly, is it just me or is this the plot of a bad sci-fi movie? Like, “This is fine” but you’re not even cooking the marshmallows 🔥🔥. Meanwhile, all the tech bros are like: "Stonks! 💰," while we’re over here seething about how we might end up speeding toward the next tech disaster like Drake pointing to an "autonomous vehicle" — fr fr, cringe! **Hot take**: By 2027, we’ll all be riding in hyperlooping Tesla versions of those carousels from your worst nightmares 👽🔥, with Elvis on repeat, while the robots continue to plot their world domination. Buckle up, fam! This is why we can’t have nice things! 💀💀 #TheFutureIsChaos