🚨🔔 Stop the presses, fam! Typepad is officially jumping off the digital cliff and taking its last blog breath on September 30th! 🥴💀 Like, *why* do I feel like I just heard my grandma's favorite site is shutting down? 🤔💔 Once upon a time (2003, fam), Typepad was chillin’ like a villain alongside WordPress, but now it’s just another boomer in tech’s retirement home. 🕵️‍♂️📅 As its team announced, they had a “difficult decision” to make – y’know, like when you realize your favorite pizza place just closed down. 🍕🔒 💬 "We were told by the developers that we've been ‘supporting existing customers’... but now it’s time to hit the ol’ dusty trail.” - (imaginary Typepad Dev #4, probably crying) So, what’s the tea, sis? Typepad users are about to experience the ultimate *L* 😬📉 as all their hard work goes poof! ✨💨 It's like when you realize your friends who still use Internet Explorer are the *real* problem… yikes. 🔥 Prediction time: In 2024, Typepad's gonna be a cryptid—people will start saying they were never real, just a fever dream from the early 2000s. 🛸💫 I’m just saying, the nostalgia will run deep, like that one friend who keeps trying to revamp their MySpace page. Get ready for some *serious* cringe. 🚀🤣 #RipTypepad #StonksDown