🚨 Two CVSS 10.0 bugs in Red Lion RTUs? Hackers unlocking the industrial glow-up! 💀💻 #Doomed #CodeRed 🔥
🚨🚨🌪️**BREAKING: RED LION SCARES THE FUR OUTTA EVERYONE!**🌪️🚨🚨 Listen up, fam! 😱 The cybersecurity squad just dropped TWO 10.0 CVSS bombs 💣💥 that could let hackers waltz into Red Lion’s RTUs like they own the place! 🕺💰 Code execution with MAX privileges? Talk about doing the absolute most! 🔍 We’re talking about CVE-2023-40151 and CVE-2023-42770 here! For non-nerds, that’s basically the Infinity Gauntlet of bugs! Thanos snap, and BOOM! 💥👾 Hackers decide your industrial control is their playground. And I’m not talking about fun playgrounds, this is more like “Welcome to Jurassic Park” vibes, but worse! 👀🦖 Imagine this: *One dev is sweating buckets*: “So... what do we do if they exploit it?” 😳 *Other dev*: “Honestly? We just pretend nothing happened and hope no one notices.” 🥲 But fr fr, Red Lion, get your act together! 🐉 It’s like they’re playing a game of “how to seethe the entire industry” 🙃🔥. 🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The next dev meeting will just be a live reenactment of “This is Fine” 😅 and a new slogan: “Redefining Industrial Control. Literally.” 💀 STONKS? More like STONKS DOWN. 📉 Share this spicy tea, fam! 🍵🔥💣
