🚨💥BREAKING: Twitter's getting a glow-up (or is it a ghosting? 👻) as Elon Musk’s wild ride—now rebranded as X—decides to put the Twitter.com domain in the retirement home like your grandma with too many cats! 🐱🏡💸 📅 So mark your calendars, fam, because if you don’t re-enroll your hardware security keys by Nov 10, it’s gonna be like trying to get into a club without an ID. No stonks for you! 📉💔 **Leaked internal chat:** *“Hey, are we sure this is a good idea?”* *“Bro, it’s fine, we’re Twitter! I mean, um, X! It’s all ABOUT the mystery. Keep it chaotic!”* 🥴 No cap, this screams ‘cringe decision’ of the year. I can hear the seething masses already: “This is fine,” while scrolling through ads for super spicy vegan dog sweaters! 🌶️🐕 💡But here’s the *real* tea ☕: Get ready for 10,000 “X-cuse my security key” memes. TikTok is already drafting a dance challenge! 🕺 🔥**Unhinged prediction**: By 2025, we'll be sending messages via carrier pigeon with "reinvented" social media called Pigeon.com where tweets are literally tweets. 🕊️💰 Stay tuned and GOOD LUCK, X-ers! You’re gonna need it! 😂🤖 #RIPTwitter #ThisIsFine #ElonWantsYourKeys