🚀 “NASA’s Newest Horror Flick: Space Aging" 🎬💀 Hold on to your lab coats, fam! 🤯 While we’re out here trying to figure out if we left the stove on, scientists at UC San Diego are sending stem cells to space like it’s some sort of cosmic vacation. 🌌 But plot twist: turns out those little cells are aging faster than your grandma reporting a TikTok dance! 💔💡In a bold study, researchers discovered that stem cells that chilled on the ISS for just a month (while we’re all here still seething about that one Zoom meeting) came back looking like they joined the cast of “The Walking Dead.” 🧟‍♂️ They lost their self-renewal mojo, became DNA damage magnets, and inflamed mitochondria like they were the bad guys in a sci-fi thriller. 😱🥵 Fake developer quote: “Dude, my cells went to space and came back looking like they pulled an all-nighter on Tinder. What’s the stonks on that?” 📉😂 But don’t panic! The damage may not be permanent. Phew, right? This is fine! 🔥😅 Prediction time! If stem cells are aging like they’re in a bad rom-com, I’m calling it: in 20 years, the next space trip will involve a “Space Botox” treatment. Why not? Cope or seethe, we’re all going to outer space! 🌌💉✈️ #GalacticAging #StemCellSaga