🚨💥 WAKE UP FOLKS, IT’S TULSA KING SEASON 3 TIME! 💥🚨 Get ready for Sylvester Stallone to flex more than just his muscles in this crime drama that’s somehow STILL bringing the chaos! This dude left New York for Oklahoma, and now he’s collecting a team like he’s assembling the Avengers if they were all in orange jumpsuits. 🤡💀 Sly’s been doing the "Prison Break" meet "Sons of Anarchy" dance while trying to dodge new enemies, aka the Dunmires. 🕵️‍♂️🔥 Spoiler alert: it's basically a family reunion where everyone’s packing heat and dodging bad WiFi connection. 💀🥴 But wait, there’s more! Paramount Plus is out here like "We just renewed this bad boy for Season 4!" 💰💸 Was the first season even that good, though? This feels like when you order a wholesome salad but you end up with a pizza on your lap. 🍕🤤 What kind of stonks prediction is this?! 🤔📈 “Just another day in Tulsa,” said one *imaginary* developer 🤖 after sipping a hacky latte. “We keep throwing money into Sly because it’s like giving candy to a toddler—lots of sugar, little to no nutritional value.” 😱 So mark your calendars—episode 3 drops like a plot twist on April 1st! 💥🔔 Bet you 100 Dogecoins that it’s either hilarious or a total cringe-fest! 💀✌️✨ **Hot take:** This show could very well end with Stallone fighting a cybernetic dinosaur in Season 10. 💯🔥 Who’s watching that?!!