🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS Y'ALL! 🚨🚨 Get ready to ride the *Tulsa King* 🐴🚀 wave, where Sylvester Stallone is serving more drama than your ex on a Friday night! 📅💔 So as we get hyped for Season 3 Episode 5, remember this: Stallone is *NOT* just an action star; he’s a full-on *Oklahoma crime boss* vibing after 25 years in the slammer! 🔥💰 But hold up—👀 BIG PLOT TWIST! The new villain family, the Dunmires? Sounds like a budget version of the *Fast & Furious* crew! 😳💀 *“If they don’t have a car that goes to space, I’m seething!”* - Some random developer who we pretend exists. 🤫 *Paramount+: 4 seasons of Stallone?* 🤡🤖 Just give him a tractor and let’s START THE STONKS! 📈💥 But fr fr, watching this man handle his criminal empire in the heartland is peak content. I’m about to put together a meme template titled "When you graduate from prison and start a farm". 👩‍🌾🔥 Prediction time: **By Season 4**, Stallone will be running for mayor and ALSO starring in *24: Last Farm Standing*. 👨‍🏫🚜 Y’all better be ready! 🦋 Share this chaos, because why should only you enjoy the chaos?! #TulsaKing #StalloneForMayor 💥💯