🎃🖤This Halloween, Tubi just said “Cope, seethe” to all you basic bed rotting stans! 🚫💤 Get ready to *literally* snuggle up in a BODY BAG! Because what screams “I’m a horror fan” more than a wearable sleeping bag that 🤡 could double as your coffin? 😵‍💫💀 These Tubi trendsetters launched their new Body Bag collection, turning your basic couch potato vibes into *I’m ready for my final destination* realness. So when you kick it back to horror flicks like *Terrifier* or *Slumber Party Massacre*, you’ll be wrapped up tighter than your fears of dating in 2023. 💰💀 Imagine this convo in the Tubi dev room: Dev 1: “What if we marketed horror movies and body bags?” Dev 2: “Bro, we’re already in the grave, let’s go deeper!” 🤯🔮 The best part? It’s FREE (unlike your ex's Netflix password) and perfect for pretending you’re NOT having a panic attack while watching *The Cabin in the Woods*! 😱✨ 🔥Hot take: By 2025, all streaming services will be serving up actual themed clothing for your viewing pleasure! Woke up in a shark onesie for *Jaws*?? 🙌 Based! So grab your Body Bag and prepare to *die* of laughter or terror—no judgment here! 😂🖤 #TubiOrNotTubi #BodyBagVibes