🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS IN TECH: TSMC TURNS CHINESE CHIPMAKING INTO SPACE DUST 🚀💨 📰 Sources say that TSMC, the absolute Giga-Chad of chip production, is ditching Chinese chipmaking equipment faster than your ex ditching you at the club. Why? ‘Cause the USA told them “No cap, don’t even think about it.” 🤷‍♂️💔 It’s like that Drake meme, where he’s all “Nah fam, not these AMEC etching tools” 🤨👉 x “Yasss! Give me that sweet, sweet American tech!” 💰💾 But honestly, it’s never a good day when your chip production is out here pulling a "This is fine" meme, sitting in the fire of geopolitical tension 🔥😵‍💫. Imagine some TSMC devs huddled around a coffee pot: "Yo, what do you think of dropping Chinese gear?" "Bro, that’s like throwing away my left shoe. What do I do with one shoe?!" 🥴👟 But wait, there's more! By 2025, TSMC might just summon the Zerg and 3D print chips in space. 🌌💻 #FutureTech #GalacticPCB So, buckle up folks! This is not just tech news, it's INTERGALACTIC DRAMA! Stonks up, vibes high, forget your Bored Ape—it’s time to invest in chip chaos! 📈🤖🔥