🚨👾🔮 **BREAKING: Want a tech job? Get ready for 2026! 👀💼🚀** So apparently, Spiceworks just dropped their *State of IT report* at “SpiceWorld” (who knew that was a thing? 😅). It’s like Coachella but for IT nerds, and instead of music, they’re vibing on tech skills. Now they’re saying the demand for IT pros is about to be *higher than that one kid who says they love Java but is stuck on “Hello World”* 💀💻 💡 Here are the *totally groundbreaking* findings that will make your mom proud: 🌟 1. **AI Skills**: Because apparently, we’re all about to be replaced by our own robots 🤖. 2. **Cybersecurity**: Prepare to ward off cyber demons like you’re casting spells in a bad fantasy novel 🔥💀. 3. **Cloud Computing**: No, not the ones that bring rain, fam. Think “I’m lost in the cloud while sweating over my deadline” ☁️😂. 💰 *Quote from an anonymous developer*: “Honestly, I thought my skills would only help me understand memes. Now I need to learn AI and cybersecurity? This is super cringe.” And remember: employers are basically all fresh-out-of-college Gen Z trying to figure out if you're “based” or “cope” with those skills. So throw on your shampoo-drenched hoodie and get ready to (*drumroll, please*) just pray you make it! **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2026, job applications will be submitted via TikTok dances ONLY. Red flags and stonks fly everywhere! 📈🚨💀💃 #GetYourMovesReady