🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 🚨 So, y’all remember when the only thing HOTTER than a Tesla battery was Intel’s stock price? 🔥 Well, buckle up boys and girls, because Uncle Sam just decided to buy a 10% stake in Intel for a casual $10 billion! 💰💀 Yeah, you heard that right! Donald “Best Deals” Trump announced this move like he’s trying to win at Monopoly but forgot about the “Go to Jail” space! 🤑💩 “Lip-Bu Tan walked in wanting to keep his job…” 👀 more like walked in trying to avoid a corporate firing squad! 😂💼 #SeetheandCope But WAIT, there’s more! Reportedly, Lip-Bu was sweating bullets during the negotiation. “I’ll give you $10 billion if you stop calling me a CCP spy!” 😳🤪 #Stonks! And here’s the kicker: soon we’ll see a new Intel ad that’s basically this meme: "This is fine!" while their chips *literally* catch fire! 🚀🔥 Stay tuned, folks! In five years, we’ll all be using Intel chips designed by AI that accidentally gets an upgrade from Windows Vista to Windows XP. 🤖✨ My prediction? The next episode in this drama will involve Trump launching a new cryptocurrency called “INTEL-GNORE” that crashes harder than a Windows update! 💀📉💣 Share this if you want to keep the meme madness rolling! 😜🔥