🚨 BREAKING: Welcome to the H-1B Visa Circus, starring Howard "What’s a Fee?" Lutnick! 🎪💵 Grab your popcorn, because this is one chaotic show that’ll make you rethink your life choices! 🍿🤡💀 So, hold up! 🤔 Tariff man *Lutnick* waltzed into the room like Drake pointing at *$100,000 fees* like, “Is this annual? IDK, fam.” 🤷‍♂️ How do you present a price tag like it’s an overpriced NFT? 💸💀 Go home, Lutnick, you’re drunk! ✨💥 Meanwhile, all these *tech wizards* with H-1Bs are crying “this is fine” while their wallets are flaming 🔥💩. Developers just trying to code their way to stonks are now getting charged more than some luxury cars. Why not just attach a *GoFundMe* link to the visa applications?! 😱 One imaginary insider was heard saying, “$100k? No cap, that’s just some overpriced ramen for my coding skills!” 🍜💻 And you know what, WHO ELSE is rolling in the deep? Speculative tech companies looking to hire talent while simultaneously charging them their life savings. 🚀 Prediction: By 2025, we’ll be paying for visas in Bitcoin just to keep up with inflation. Based? Cringe? Only time will tell, but I'm not sure I can cope anymore. 😤🔮 #VisaGoals #SendHelp