"Trump's H-1B policy got us all like ๐ฑ but really itโs just long-term chaos waiting to happen ๐๐ #SendHelp"
๐๐ฅ HOLD UP! The H-1B visa train wreck is pulling into panic station, and guess whoโs driving? Yโallโs favorite orange dude, Trump! ๐๐จ #DramaAlert Back in 2016, he was like "Iโm cool with legit immigrants" ๐โ๏ธ, but now heโs pulling the *ultimate* plot twist on the basics of American tech talent. I mean, itโs like watching a rom-com where the main character is just a cringe meme farmer confused about how to run an office instead of a country. ๐คก๐ Fast forward to 2023, and we have the "Trumpocalypse" on the H-1B front. No cap, folks are *seething* because this policy is taking international brain power and flipping it the bird. ๐๐โจ The business bros are pulling their hair out like, โIs this fine?โ while we watch the stonks drop faster than your exโs texts. ๐๐๐ ๐ค Real developer quote: "If I canโt hire the world's best devs, Iโll just train my cat to code. No lie." - A guy who clearly needs to cope. ๐น๐ป Hereโs the HOT TAKE: With this chaos, weโre about to witness a tech renaissance fueled entirely by memes and cats! Get ready for 24/7 Twitch coding streams featuring cats making product decisions. THE FUTURE IS MEOW. ๐พ๐ฅ๐ฐ
