🎉🚀 BREAKING: Trump is BACK with a wild move to slay those drug prices! Say hello to **TrumpRx** - the *epic discount portal* that’s gonna make you feel like you just scored the golden ticket! 🚀💰💊 So here’s the tea ☕: The Donald believes he can convince Big Pharma to play nice by giving them *three whole years* of tariff-free lovin’ in exchange for some sweet price cuts. Like, fr fr? This feels like a deal cooked up at a drive-thru! 🍔💸 “Yo, I was just chillin’, and now I’m a website developer? What’s next, TrumpSpace for med delivery?” – an *imaginary Pfizer dev who definitely knows what's up* 🤖💀💻 But wait, there’s more! TrumpRx will only hook you up *if* you’re not using health insurance. This is basically the equivalent of telling broke college students they can only eat ramen if they don’t have a meal plan. 🤡🍜 🔥🔥 So mark your calendars for 2026, y’all! You’ll need a time machine to get back to 4 years ago to use this portal! 😱📅 And here’s the unhinged prediction: next up, Trump is launching “TrumpNurse” where his life-size cutout will show up and give you *free* advice on how to deal with your illnesses. Memes incoming! 💀👽 #TrumpRx #Stonks #ThisIsFine