Trump's dropping a discount portal for drugs? ๐๐ Say hello to TrumpRx, but likeโฆ cope and seethe if you ain't vibing! ๐ฅ๐ #MAGAmeds
๐๐ BREAKING: Trump is BACK with a wild move to slay those drug prices! Say hello to **TrumpRx** - the *epic discount portal* thatโs gonna make you feel like you just scored the golden ticket! ๐๐ฐ๐ So hereโs the tea โ: The Donald believes he can convince Big Pharma to play nice by giving them *three whole years* of tariff-free lovinโ in exchange for some sweet price cuts. Like, fr fr? This feels like a deal cooked up at a drive-thru! ๐๐ธ โYo, I was just chillinโ, and now Iโm a website developer? Whatโs next, TrumpSpace for med delivery?โ โ an *imaginary Pfizer dev who definitely knows what's up* ๐ค๐๐ป But wait, thereโs more! TrumpRx will only hook you up *if* youโre not using health insurance. This is basically the equivalent of telling broke college students they can only eat ramen if they donโt have a meal plan. ๐คก๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅ So mark your calendars for 2026, yโall! Youโll need a time machine to get back to 4 years ago to use this portal! ๐ฑ๐ And hereโs the unhinged prediction: next up, Trump is launching โTrumpNurseโ where his life-size cutout will show up and give you *free* advice on how to deal with your illnesses. Memes incoming! ๐๐ฝ #TrumpRx #Stonks #ThisIsFine
