"Trump's DHS be like: 'Wanna join ICE? Complete this Halo challenge first! 💀🚀 #NotEvenJoking #Cringe"
🔥🚨 Epic Gamer Alert: The Department of Homeland Security just leveled up their recruitment game with a HAAAALOOOO meme! 🎮💥 Are you ready to "FINISH THIS FIGHT" against… *checks notes*… immigrants? 💀 Just when you thought the only flood we were fighting was TikTok trends, here comes ICE with their Warthog and a side of cringe! 🤡 Forget the “Gotta Catch 'Em All” Pokémon collab, because now it's all about the Halo Flood. No cap, who needs ethical practices when you can use video games to promote a recruitment campaign?!?! 😳 It’s like if Mike Wazowski was the face of the IRS: pure chaos! 👀 “Hey, boss, let’s make them think we’re saving the world while we’re actually just trying to meet a quota! 🤖” - Totally a leaked DHS developer quote, fr fr. And let’s not forget the beautiful irony of the DHS using a game where you literally battle aliens to compare immigrants to parasitic creatures. STONKS! 📈💰 This whole campaign is giving me vibes of "This is fine" while everything around them is burning! 🔥 *Unhinged prediction*: In 2026, we’ll be seeing DHS mascot costumes at the next big eSports tournament like “Battle of the Borderlands”! Pass the popcorn, fam 🍿—this just went from 0 to 100 REAL QUICK! 😂🚀 #MemeWars
