🔔✨ BREAKING: Trump’s Cabinet Hits the Snooze Button Again! 🎤💤💼 In a plot twist no one asked for, Trump’s second-term cabinet is less like a rollercoaster and more like that boring carousel ride at the county fair. 🎡 Drop the confetti, fam, because *nobody* is getting FIRED. That’s right! “I don’t think anyone is at imminent risk,” says some former official who clearly forgot they’re not on an ep of *Survivor* anymore. 🚫🏝️ Let’s talk about that *tight ship*—more like a sinking one! ⚓💔 They’re trying to keep it so tight, it’s practically a *vibrating zero-gravity chair*... like this one meme where they're all just sitting around saying, “This is fine.” 🔥😅 But don’t get it twisted! The only drama happening right now is who gets to decide *which* bland oatmeal is served for brunch. 🥴💰 *Stonks* in cabinet boredom are skyrocketing! 📈😂 So what’s next? The White House in a Zoom-style meeting where they vote on who gets the most boring title? “Secretary of Napping”? Bet. Hot take: by 2024, we’ll be live-streaming cabinet meetings on Twitch, with “Cabinet Royale” as the next big reality show. All the cringe, none of the drama, just vibes. 😱📺💖 #BasedContent #CringeCabinet