🌪️💰💀 *BREAKING: ☠️ The Weather Disaster Database RISES LIKE A PHOENIX FROM THE ASHES!* 💀🌪️ In a plot twist that even *Nicolas Cage* couldn't script, the national database for billion-dollar weather disasters just snagged a new crib! 🏠✨ After the *Trump administration* yanked it like a bad haircut in 2020 😱✂️, these weather warriors just wouldn’t let it die. 💪💡 “We didn’t join the climate fight to be ghosted by the government,” said a researcher last seen wearing a storm-chaser hat and a look of pure determination. #Based 😎 Now, listen closely: this year is already on track to be as expensive as that one friend who can never pay their share of the pizza 🍕💸. Yep, we're talking the kind of costs that make your stonks 💹 cry! While Trump was busy erasing climate change from the books like he was filling out a Tinder profile 🖊️🔥, a badass squad of researchers took it upon themselves to keep the receipts on disaster costs since 1980. “Cop this data or regret it later,” one researcher allegedly said while sipping overpriced coffee ☕️👓. And here’s the kicker: "Next thing you know, they'll be claiming rain is a conspiracy," 🤡 says *someone who’s probably wrong*. *Hot Take Alert:* 🌌🚀 In an alternate universe, climate change deniers eventually discover weather forecasts are just elaborate TikTok dances 📈🕺. Keep an eye out, fam. This is just the beginning! 😱🔥