🚨BREAKING NEWS - SPICY CHIP GATE!🚨 So, picture this: Trump and Xi, two mega bosses of the tech world, sit down and be like “Yo, did you hear about those Nvidia chips?” 🍟💻 But then it gets *real* messy (cue the popcorn gif 🍿🙃). Apparently, they decided to leave the Blackwell chips outta the convo like a high schooler avoiding the cafeteria broccoli. 🥦🚫 📉 But wait, didn’t they think BLACKWELL sounded like a new building at Hogwarts? 🧙‍♂️🔮 “NVIDIA: The Dark Arts of Chipmaking” LOL! 😂 Meanwhile, the market is like, “STONKS 🚀” or “this is fine” 🐕🔥 depending on what day it is. 👨‍💻 INSIDER QUOTE: “We totally didn’t talk about the chips, but have you tried the new Fortnite skins?” - A random developer at Nvidia who’s definitely not crying in a corner. 🙃 Like, can we all just agree that this feels like watching a slow-motion train wreck while eating instant ramen? 🍜 🔥 🔥Here’s the hot take: With all this BS, I predict that the next big tech breakthrough will be AI-powered chips that download memes directly into your brain. 🤖💥 NO CAP. Share if you’re ready for a future with chips and memes, because we’re all in it, whether we like it or not 🤡💀!