Yo fam, gather ‘round because we’ve got some spicy tech gossip hotter than your grandma’s secret chili recipe 🌶️🔥. So, apparently, back in August, Trump threw shade at our boy Lip-Bu Tan, the Intel CEO 💀🤡. Like, one minute he’s dodging criticism, and next thing you know, it’s a tech CEO support group meeting 🤝, featuring big shots like Satya "I Know Everything" Nadella, Jensen "The Green Goblin" Huang, and Michael "Do I Even Matter?" Dell 🌌💼. Picture this: the CEOs slide into Trump's DMs like, “Hey buddy, no cap, Lip-Bu is based, leave him alone!” 😂🤖 Meanwhile, they’re all sitting there sipping lattes and using their best “this is fine” expressions while plotting their next boardroom heist. I can just imagine Jensen Huang busting out the “Drake Pointing” meme like, “This is *definitely* business.” Rumor has it Lip-Bu texted them, “Bro, I need backup,” and they just responded with a solid meme-filled “start stonking” 😎📈. Like, who knew the tech scene was just as dramatic as a high school cafeteria? Unhinged prediction: Next, we’ll see Lip-Bu Tan launching a reality show called “Survivor: Tech CEOs Edition” and the winner gets to run a rogue AI. Buckle up, fam! 🚀💰