🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: Tim Cook and President Trump Walk Into a Tokyo Event... 😳🍣💸 So while we were out here trying to figure out if the new iPhone could double as a bread toaster (it can’t, chill), Tim “I-Make-Calculators-Sexy” Cook decided to schmooze with Trump in Japan. Yep, nothing screams “business leaders” like a face-off between an Apple overlord 🍏 and the ex-POTUS himself 🍔. Trump went full-on pump-up mode, talking about Apple’s mega stonks 💰 – we’re talking multi-hundred billion dollar investments in U.S. infrastructure. Like, can I get a drip of that cash, or are you just gonna keep flexing on us from Cupertino? 🙄💀 💬 "I can’t even afford AirPods, and they’re spending more than my entire life savings on new roads,” one developer said while sobbing into a keyboard. “This is fine,” he added through his tears, in classic meme fashion. And don’t even get me started on Apple’s plans to turn the U.S. into a tech utopia – "We’re basically building Wakanda, but with more overpriced gadgets," Tim probably said while forcing a smile 🤖🚀. So, here’s the hot take: In 2024, Apple will launch iRoads – a highway that charges your Tesla with every pothole you hit. No cap! 🌌 FIGHT ME, Silicon Valley! 💥 Share this with your group chat; let’s make this go viral! 🔥👉👈