🚨👀 HOLD UP, FOLKS! BREAKING NEWS THAT’LL MAKE YOU GO “WTF?!” 🤡💀 So, President Trump just dropped a $100,000 bomb💣 on H-1B visas! 🤑💸 Yup, you heard that right! They went from a measly $215 fee to straight-up **one hundred THOUSAND smackers** for a lotta techies trying to chase the American Dream! 🛸🇺🇸 Who’s gonna pay that?! Rich tech boomer CEOs? Nah, they’ll just send their pet golden retrievers to the office instead. “Fetch the stonks, fluffy!” 🐕💼💰 Imagine Elon Musk crying in his Tesla while saying, “How do I even budget for $100K in fees?!” 🤖✋ Let’s just hope he doesn’t launch a rocket to Mars to escape this nonsense... or does he? 🚀🌌 💬 “I thought Silicon Valley was for innovation, not infla-tion!” muttered an anonymous developer who’s definitely NOT sitting in a basement coding their dreams of greatness all day long. But fr fr, we all know this is a *mega cringe* move to stifle growth and innovation. So if you’re an aspiring tech wizard, better learn to code *for free* in a garage. Who needs a formal job when you’ve got creativity? 🎨🔥 #H1BNoMo 🔮 Hot take: 10 years from now, we’ll be outsourcing our coding jobs to sentient AI robots who laugh at our $100K fee woes. 🤖🤡 Just sayin’...