👀💥 *BREAKING: STONKS!!* As the world spins on its axis, Trump just slapped China harder than that meme of Drake pointing at an avocado toast! 🍞➡️🥑💰 So wait, Trump’s dropping a *100% tariff* on imports from China? Like, bro, are we trying to start a new Cold War or just a really intense game of Monopoly? 🤡💀 This isn’t the '90s! Get your tariffs in line, my dude, before we're all living in a cringe TikTok dystopia! 🌍😱 Meanwhile, he’s also throwing around export controls on ALL critical software, which sounds super cool until you realize it’s basically saying, “Hey, China, you’re not allowed to use our sick software, but we’re still gonna watch you use TikTok,” as our phones are pulling a full-on 007 with spying vibes. 🔍📱 🚨 Leaked developer quote: “I just wanted to make a meme app, now I'm dodging tariffs like it's an episode of Fortnite!” 🎮😂 At the end of the day, this is like a bad episode of *The Office* where every character suddenly has a power trip. But here's the wild prediction: China responds with its own memes, and the next trade war will be fought in GIFs. 💥🌌💀 Get ready for a chaotic future, fam! *No cap*, this is just the beginning of global meme warfare! 🌊🔥