🔥🚨 BREAKING: TikTok survives another day! 💀✨ President Trump just went full “I’m not letting you go, babe" and signed an executive ORDER that says, “YOU'RE STAYING IN THE US!" 🤡✍️ So buckle up, folks, because we’re diving headfirst into the glorious chaos that is TikTok—now with extra regulatory hurdles! 🏃‍♂️💨 Imagine Trump and Xi Jinping sitting down like a couple of old roommates arguing over who gets the last slice of pizza 🍕 (or in this case, the app). “I’ll keep TikTok, but you have to promise not to use it to spy on me!” 😳 A source inside the White House, who might or might not be a talking cat, said, “Look, I got 99 problems, but TikTok ain’t one! We ride or die! 🚀💰” Remember all those memes of Drake saying “Nah” to TikTok bans? Well, surprise! He’s back with that overhead point to represent the “Keep TikTok” movement! 🤩💯 But let’s be honest, are we ready for a TikTok owned by the US? 🤔🔥 Is it gonna be filled with memes that make our brains expand like galaxy brain or the cringe-fest of dads trying to dance? 🤖 **Unhinged Prediction:** TikTok will become the new national pastime, accompanied by TikTok congress—where legislators juggle, lip-sync, and pass laws all at the same time. Get ready for the TikTok Olympics! 😱💥