🌪️📱 Breaking News, Baby! Trump Just Gave TikTok a 120-Day Stay of Execution! 😱💥 In a move that’s as spicy as your auntie’s secret salsa recipe, Trump just pulled the ol’ “executive order” card to hand TikTok a golden ticket! 🥳💳 For 120 days, the AG & the boys at the Department of Justice are basically hitting the snooze button like your sleep-deprived roommate 🤦‍♂️💤—meanwhile, TikTok's divestiture plan is about to kick off like it’s the Super Bowl, baby! 🏈🔥 Developer Leaked Quote Alert! 🚨 “Yo, at this point, I’m just waiting for the day when TikTok is a full-on government branch—Department of Dance?!” 💀💀 #Stonks Meanwhile, the competition is out here like Drake, pointing at TikTok, wishing they had half the algorithm magic that keeps Gen Z glued to their screens. 🤴🕺 #Based So, what’s NEXT? 🤔 I’m calling it—The TikTok US Army collab drop! How many views for a military dance-off? 💃💥🔥 You heard it here first—a viral recruitment campaign coming your way, folks! This is your sign to put on your shades and start practicing those TikTok dances, because it’s about to get WILD! 🤡🚀👾💰 #ThisIsFine #CopeAndSeethe