🔥🚨BREAKING: The Trump train is choo-chooing all over your internet! 🚂💥 Say goodbye to net neutrality, folks – it’s time to let ISPs feast on your wallet like they’re at an all-you-can-eat buffet. 🍽️💰💀 So, 🤡 A Commerce Department official named Arielle Roth spills the tea, claiming net neutrality is basically the government saying, “Hey, stop charging my mom for dial-up in 2023!” 😂💔 But nah, the admin is like, “Nah fam, we need our broadband equity like we need a hole in the head!” *Cue Drake’s “not my vibe” meme* 🚫📈 Listen up, fam: If you want that sweet, sweet $42 billion BEAD (no, not the cool kind you find on TikTok 💅) for broadband deployment, better roll over and let your ISPs run wild! 🦁💥 This is the tech equivalent of giving a toddler a loaded Nerf gun – someone’s about to get hurt, and it ain’t gonna be the corporations. Developer quote 🤖💬: “I mean, this is fine. Let’s just give up on the concept of freedom like it’s last night’s leftovers. 🥴” *Unhinged prediction*: In 2024, ISPs will start charging for each page you load. "Accessing memes? That’ll be $5, please! 😂" Who’s in for the new subscription model: “Net Neutrality Lite?” ☠️ Stonks? Or nah? 🔥🔥 #ISPChaos