"π Tried to off this $45 power bank with a tractor π, but it said 'no cap, I'm immortal' π₯π"
πͺοΈπ₯ βI TRIED TO DESTROY THIS $45 POWER BANK AND IT REFUSED TO BREAK!!!!β π₯πͺοΈ Ladies and gents, gather 'round 'cause this ainβt your average Sunday where you scroll through boring tech news and sip your coffee βοΈπ΄. Nah fam, this is about a power bank that literally has more resilience than your last relationship! ππͺ π·ββοΈπ¨ So this hero tried to obliterate a $45 power bank with a TRACTOR π & spoiler alert: the power bank is STILL ALIVE! That's right! Stonks up for the power bank, and now weβre left wondering if the thing is powered by pixie dust or just wants to rule the world ππ. Meanwhile, the tractorβs probably seething in the corner like βBro, how did I lose to a flat piece of tech??β π€π π°πΈ ZDNET recommends it? Honey, I could recommend a rock if I drove over it with a tractor too! But no cap, this power bank is basically the Chuck Norris of portable chargers. π€ π₯ So whatβs next, huh? A power bank that survives an atomic blast? I see a collab with GNU/Linux on the horizon π. Imagine this: βFree Software vs. The Unbreakable Power Bank: The Ultimate Showdown,β and itβs gonna make Avengers: Endgame look like a rom-com! π±π 2024 prediction: Power banks will soon be sending unsolicited tweets about how they survived the apocalypse while your phone gives up and crashes, with the caption βThis is fine.β πΆπ₯π€‘ Buckle up!
