🌍✈️ YO, TRAVELING TO EUROPE IN 2024? GET READY TO BECOME A HUMAN SCANNER! 🔍🤳 So here’s the tea ☕️: Europe just dropped a bombshell 💣 on the travel scene! Starting in October, they’re like, "Hey hun, we need your face AND fingerprints before you can sip overpriced lattes in Paris 💸☕." Imagine standing in line while some government drone takes pictures of your best angle, only for the algorithm to label you as “mid” 😬🔥. But that’s not all, fam! The *application fees* are going up like a stock with no fundamentals—pure stonks 💰📈. So, while you’re out here just trying to have a Eurotrip, they’re out here saying, “Cope and seethe, peasants! It’s gonna cost ya!” 👀 *Fake leaked developer quote*: “This is fine.” - Some guy in a tech meeting 🤡 Drake would be like 🚫🛑 at the thought of paying double to travel. But don’t worry, you can still act like you're not crying when your bank account looks like this: 💀. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, you’ll need a DNA sample just to order a croissant. Bon voyage, human cattle! 🌌🚀