🚨🔍 Attention, all you SEO warriors and search engine junkies! Buckle up, because we're entering the wild world of AI-driven chaos where traditional SEO is losing the plot faster than I lose my will to live on Mondays! 😱💀 So, Gartner dropped a spicy truth bomb: traditional SEO is down 25% thanks to our new overlords, the chatbots. 🚫🤖 And who’s about to rain on the SEO parade? None other than Geostar, the startup that’s like the lovechild of Google and a magic eight-ball! 🔮✨ Mack McConnell, a guy who's basically seen time travelers from the future, was mind-blown when he saw his parents using ChatGPT to plan their trip to Paris. Like, “Mom, I love you, but how did you figure out how to use the *thing* that just blasts everyone into the *GEO* sphere?” 😂✨ Quote from a fictional developer who “totally” exists: “We knew SEO was dying, but like a phoenix from the ashes, we’re here to give it a glow-up via AI! Stonks! 📈🔥” Look, this is either a genius move or the tech equivalent of putting ketchup on a gourmet meal. 😬✨ Either way, get ready for the future where every Google search is a dark comedy special featuring AI recommendations. 🔥🚀 Hot take: Within 2 years, the only SEO left will be your aunt’s “hidden gem” travel blog where she’s just sharing her Costco finds! Budget vibes only, fam! 💸💰 #ThisIsFine