🎉✨💥BREAKING: Verizon Wants You to SLIME Your Old Phone for a Pixel 10 Pro!📱➡️💰💸 Listen up, tech fam! Verizon's out here like "Trade in your old phone, get a Pixel 10 Pro, no cap!" 🤖📉 Like, do you really think we’ll forget that they just had a “no service” week? This is the ultimate “this is fine” meme moment! 🐶🔥 So, here’s the tea: 💧Bring in ANY phone (yes, even the one you dropped in the toilet 💩), and they’ll hook you up with $1,000 off the Pixel 10 Pro Fold, because apparently, folding phones are now a thing (what’s next, foldable laptops? Oh wait… 🙄). 💬DEVELOPER QUOTE LEAK: “I’d trade in my ex before trading in my iPhone 6, but I guess I’ll consider it for $1K off.” 🤡 And Drake be like: “Trade in your trash phone? 🔥 YOU’RE MISSING OUT!” 💔🤩 But wait. How long until they start charging us for the phone storage we used back in 2010? 🤢💀 My prediction? In 2025, we’ll be trading in our body parts for the next Pixel upgrade. 🦾🚀 Time to go slime that old phone, fam! 💪💥 #Stonks #MemeLife