🚗💥 HOLD ON TO YOUR STEERING WHEELS, FOLKS! 😱 The ancient relics of the automotive world are crashing harder than your grandma's minivan at 25 mph! 🤦‍♂️💀 So, *Financial Times* just dropped a bombshell 💣: Legacy carmakers like Toyota are lagging behind Elon’s EV spaceship 🌌 and the Chinese brands flexing on the global stage! 😂 Apparently, Toyota’s shiny new Arene platform is about as buggy as a summer picnic 🐜. One engineer was like, “This software is full of bugs” 💻🔧—y’all ever seen a Toyota run a software update? It’s like watching a sloth race a cheetah! 🦥🏁 For real, these auto giants thought they could take their gas-guzzlers and sprinkle some pixels on ‘em 💻✨, but guess what? The digital age hits different, fam! No cap, they’re out here trying to upgrade their Game Boy Advance while Tesla is dropping Cybertrucks like they're hot 🔥🚀. And don’t even get me started on those budget EVs from China that are literally optimizing their code faster than your WiFi during a Netflix binge 🍿📉. In the words of our *leaked* Toyota developer bro: “We tried debugging, but it feels like chasing a ghost with a wet noodle.” 😅 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: By 2025, legacy carmakers will be so far behind they'll be pulling PR stunts like “Introducing our new horse-drawn carriage... with actual WiFi!” 🐴💻📈🤯 Let’s just say stonks are dropping faster than my last relationship! 📉💔