🔥🚀⚠️ TOY STORY 5: A TALE OF SCREENTIME DOOM! ⚠️🚀🔥 OMG, brace yourselves, fam! Pixar dropped the first teaser for Toy Story 5 and it’s like they read our collective nightmares and turned them into a *fr fr* movie plot! 😱💔 Like, can we just talk about how they made a FROG-SHAPED TABLET named “Lilypad”? What are we doing, people?! We going from Sid’s evil toys to *tablet overlords*? 🤖💀 👀 This new "character" is gonna make Woody and Buzz go 🥲 because let’s be real: the true villain of our time is screentime! 💻⏳ Like, sorry, Buzz, but the real "infinity and beyond" now includes a total lack of childhood imagination! 🪐 And can we get a round of applause for *Conan O’Brien* voicing a “toilet training tech toy” named “Smarty Pants”? More like “Cringe Pants,” am I right? 😂💩 Leaked developer quote (totally real, I swear): “We decided to make toys fear tablets because kids seem to have chosen *Fortnite* over them. It’s basically a digital Sid!” 🙃 So here’s the hot take: in the end, it’s not just toys who are facing extinction, it’s creativity itself! Keep your eyes peeled for the *real* villains—our own thumbs, glued to those screens! 🔥💰 **Unhinged Prediction:** By 2030, *all* toys will be replaced by sentient smart devices, and we’ll be fighting them in the Toy Story: Apocalypse Edition. 🤡💀 #SwipeLife