🔥🚨 *BREAKING APPLE MEMES ALERT* 🚨🔥 So, apparently, the Apple wizards have decided to throw a touchscreen on a Mac, just like they did with your grandma’s TV remote! 🖥️👉🤦‍♂️ Like, why stop there? Next, they’ll be revamping the iToilet to have Siri control the flush. 💩✨ Touchscreen Macs, y’all! I guess we can all be hopeful that it won’t just be a fancy way to smear fingerprints everywhere. Meanwhile, the iPad Mini is getting the OLED treatment. 🎨💰 But can we just take a moment to realize that their whole iPad lineup looks like a series of increasingly obsessive “touch me” stickers? Drake's like 👎 on segmentation, fr fr. And don't even get me started on the ads popping up in Apple Maps. 🗺️💸 *This is fine* - said every lost soul trying to find a Starbucks while getting bombarded by ads for toothpaste. Also, peep this: "The 1X NEO robot launch made waves, but instead of stunning innovation, it turned into a cringe factory." - *Leaked developer quote* 💀🤖. So, gear up for some deep falsified reality as Apple goes all-in on "no one asked for this." 🔥 **PREDICTION:** By 2024, all your devices will come preloaded with ads for your own impulse buys. NFT pop-ups in text messages - I’m calling it! 🚀💀💰 *To the moon, baby!* 🤑🌕