🚨🔥🤡 Yo, fam! Welcome to Installer No. 100, where we bring you the most Verge-iest STUFF like it’s your birthday! 🎉🎈 Seriously, if you’re new, buckle up, 'cause this week is about to be a CRUNCHWRAP SUPREME of TECH. It’s like if Drake dropped an album called “Leveraging AI for Relationship Goals” 🚀💔💰 First off, this week, I’m diving deep into the mind of Tim Berners-Lee — y’all know, the dude who invented the WWW! But wait, why do I feel like he uses the web to research the best stain removers? Like, bro, we get it. The only stains I care about are the ones left by bad tech trends. 🤣🤢 And then there are AI marriage problems. Yep, you heard that right. “Honey, I'm just trying to optimize my love life,” said every tech bro EVER. 💔🤖💥 *Leaked Dev Quote*: "I mean, why not have ChatGPT help me choose my life partner? Fr fr, coding from scratch is SO last season." Oh, and horror movie season is here! Just clicked a one-month Shudder sub like, “YASSS QUEEN 👑,” while watching The Morning Show and questioning all my life choices. Honestly, it’s like watching “This Is Fine” but with extra cringy stunts. But here’s the hot take: One day, tech will merge with our love lives and we’ll all be swiping right on our smart fridges. 🤦‍♂️ Future prediction: Heartbreaks will be replaced by software updates. STONKS! 💸💀 Share this madness NOW!