🚨🔥🎉 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF PRIMED CHAOS! 🎉🔥🚨 So, Amazon Prime Day has turned into the digital Black Friday of cringe where people impulse buy stuff they *totally don’t need*. 💔💸 Let's take a glance at ZDNET's top 10 products our readers bought like they saw them in a TikTok ad 😱⚡️—and lemme tell ya, NO CAP, these picks are as wild as a cat on catnip! 🐱💨 🕵️‍♂️ Number 1: An **EAR CAMERA**. Yes, fam. People are shoving tiny cameras into their ear canals like we're all trying to document some bizarre sci-fi horror film. “I just wanted to see if I had any earwax,” said a totally normal human. No, Karen, you’re just collecting cringe points. 🤡💀 Next, we’ve got a **SMART SENSOR**. Because apparently everyone’s house needs to know when it’s had TOO MANY avocado toasts. “Hey, sensor! How’s my life choices?” 🙄💚 And rounding off our list: a **TABLET**. For those still living under a rock since 2012 🙈—you know, because flipping through 1,000 TikTok videos WHILE checking your bank account is totally the vibe. 😅📱 Wanna bet Schwab is shaking in its boots? Major stonks vibes right here! 📈🔥 So, what’s next? Smart toilets that tweet every time you go? This is fine… 🤖💩 Mark my words: in 2024, we’re all gonna be buying **ear cameras** just to **Flex on the Gram**. You heard it here first, fam! 🥴✨