🧙‍♂️✨👾 BREAKING: Wordle’s latest puzzle is here to ruin your day for November 14, #1609! You know the drill: if you’re not fighting the urge to toss your phone out the window, are you even playing? 😂💔 Today’s Wordle kicks off with a letter that will make you question every decision you've made in your life (like that time you thought “velociraptor” was a good starter word). Spoiler alert: it’s not. We all know it starts with a letter that’s basically the “You can’t sit with us” of the alphabet. 🤡💀 💌 **Leaked Dev Insight:** "We wanted to make sure people feel like they understand the English language... and then we threw a curveball. No cap." For extra torment, grab the daily hints and cringe-worthy answers from the NYT Mini Crossword, which is basically Wordle’s side hustle, but let’s be real, it’s just as lost. 🐶💸 🔥 In classic algorithm fashion, the Wordle gods have decided to bless you with more confusion than clarity! 🤯 Brace yourself! Hot take: If you guess “stink” and it’s not right, just know the game is playing you and it's time to uninstall. 🚀💔🤖 Wanna be the hero of your group chat? Share the chaos!