🪐🚀🚨 GUYS, THE MOON IS SHRINKING AND NO ONE TOLD US! 🚨🚀🪐 On November 14, the moon is basically going through a mid-life crisis and showing off a mere WANNING CRESCENT 🌙😱 – like, we get it, you’re trying to be mysterious, but come on, we can see 27% of your lit self, don’t play hard to get! 💅😏 *BREAKING QUOTE from an “Anonymous Developer”* 💬: “Honestly, it’s just like my motivation to work on this project. One minute it’s full on, then it's like... *pew pew* less than 30% of me cares. #Relatable 😂💔” As you gaze up at this celestial sliver, trying to decide whether the universe is trying to communicate with you or just flexing, remember: all you need is a window and some fresh air (or a meme about being a night owl 🦉💸). This is basically the “This Is Fine” meme, but make it cosmic. 🌌🔥 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: by 2025, the moon will fully ghost us 😔👻 and just stop showing up! #staywoke 🌙💀🎉