🕒💤 🚨 Attention all night owls and early beders: Time to prep your brains for a wild ride into the dark abyss of eternal darkness! 🎃 When the clock strikes 2 AM on November 2, you’re not just falling back – you’re falling into a void of sleep deprivation that makes working from home seem like a vacation. 🏡💻 👻 Daylight Saving Time (DST) is ending, and honestly, it’s like a cruel prank from the universe that distracts you from your 18-hour streaming binge! 🤡 If anyone tells you this is "natural," just send them this meme 🥴: “This is fine 🔥” while you weep over your 4 PM sunset… like who let the sun clock out early?! 😩💔 But wait, @SenatorTimeTweet has a hot take! 🔥 “If we’re keeping DST forever, can we just not go to work ever again? Asking for everyone.” #Based 💰 So here’s the deal: Politicians wanna end the time changes and stay in daylight-saving land forever. Imagine it – years of eternal summer! 🌞🌈 Stonks will GO UP! 📈 But here's the bombshell: Time itself is a construct 🤯. I predict in 5 years, we’ll ditch clocks entirely and just communally agree to show up to meetings “whenever.” ⏳💥 That's the future, baby! No cap! 🤖💃 #ClocklessChaos