🚨📱🐴 Ready to RUMBLE with iOS 26?! Time to see if your ancient potato of an iPhone can handle this spicy update! 💪🔥 First things off the bat, if you're rockin' an iPhone older than the Dust Bowl, you might wanna start crying into your Gen Z flavored tears because Apple’s throwing you back into the Stone Age with their new “Liquid Glass” feature (which sounds like it’s straight outta 2007’s fashion disaster) 💧🥴 – like, we’re here for the nostalgia but not for the cringe! Apple just dropped this update like it’s hot 🔥 on Monday, but will your phone RSVP to the iOS 26 party, or will it be sitting alone at the "please upgrade me" table? 🥳💔 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote:* “I just told Tim Cook that we should’ve called it iOS 26: Liquid Cringe instead.” 😂💀 But honestly, don’t worry if your phone’s in the “not eligible” club! Just cope, seethe, and hope your device pulls a miracle like that time Drake dropped “God’s Plan” 💸✨ 🚀 So, here’s the unhinged prediction: in 2025, iPhones will have personalities. So hold tight, because your iPhone might soon start ghosting you after you don’t update it! 👻📱 #iOS26 #Stonks 📈