🦾💡 *BREAKING NEWS: Tim Cook Just Gave Us the Vaguest Update on Siri Ever!* 💡🦾 Ladies and gents, hold onto your AirPods because Timmy Cook just spilled some lukewarm tea during Apple’s earnings call! ☕️✨ Our boy assured the stonks-obsessed investors that they're “making good progress” on Siri’s next-gen upgrade 😒🤖. Translation: “Siri still can’t figure out whether you said ‘pizza’ or ‘Darth Vader’ but we’re working on it!” 🚀🔥 👀 For those of you living in the year 2050, this *“more personalized”* Siri is set to launch next year! *Insert galaxy brain meme* because at this point, Siri can barely remember your name, fam! 📅🤯 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Yeah, we just programmed Siri to say ‘I’m sorry’ more often. It’s basically a relationship at this point.” 😂💔 Apple’s still got y’all wrapped around its finger like a pair of overpriced earbuds. *Drake pointing meme intensifies* because no cap, we’re all just waiting for the day Siri becomes sentient and starts judging our life choices! 🤡 🔥🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Siri will learn to roast you better than your friends. “Sorry, I can’t play that track. My algorithm can’t deal with your taste in music.” 💀💰 Share this meme with your friends before your Siri gets a sense of humor! 🥴💬