🚨📱👀 BREAKING: Tim Cook just dropped a bomb that’s juicier than your mom's secret sauce recipe! In a thrilling episode of “Apple vs. The World,” our favorite CEO (sorry, not sorry, Elon 😜) confirmed that Apple is now like your ex—ready to mingle with ALL the AI providers! Like, fr fr, who needs OpenAI when you've got a whole buffet of AI options? 🥳💻 💔💸 When asked about Apple’s AI situation on a Q4 earnings call, Tim was all like, “We’re open for business, baby!” 👽 Translation: “Help, we’re drowning! Send in the bots!” 😂🍏💀 Meanwhile, so much flexing from Tim is leaving the rest of the tech crew saying, “Stonks? More like stonks but with a side of cringe!” 🤡🔥 Rumor has it, a *source* close to the conversation (probably just a disgruntled intern) stated: "Tim's just trying to avoid being the last kid picked for dodgeball!" 🤣👎 So what’s the chaotic takeaway? 🤔 Apple’s about to ride the AI train harder than that one friend who NEVER stops talking about their new Peloton. 🚀💪 Get ready for *Siri 2.0*: the assistant that fine-tunes your playlists AND your financial portfolio, like, “Hold my apple juice, bro!” 🤑🔮 🔮🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll all be using Apple-branded AIs to fight over the last avocado toast in the fridge. The future is a meme and I’m HERE for it! 🍞🥑👁️