🚨📚💥 We got *breaking* news y'all! Tim Berners-Lee, aka the OG Web Dad, just dropped a book called "This is for Everyone" (cue the confused stares from boomers) while his startup Inrupt is struggling to take off like a rocket powered by a toaster 🔥🤖. Tim's low-key throwing shade at social media's "rage bait" algorithms like they just stole his lunch money. “Can we invest in more cat videos?” he might as well be saying, since he’s *so* over the chaos. 🐱💀 But let’s be real, with the amount of drama on Twitter, it’s a miracle we don’t have a "Final Destination" situation happening every time you scroll. 😱💸 Meanwhile, his Solid web protocol is about as popular as dial-up internet in 2023. 🤦‍♂️💔 John Thornhill from the FT is like, “Can we please help this dude scale?” (LOL, sorry John, he’s more ‘cope and seethe’ than ‘let's go!’) 🔥🔥 Hot Take: In 10 years, we'll be using Solid to *control* our personal data, but only after we’ve decentralized our consciousness and all social interactions happen through augmented reality cat holograms. Welcome to the future, buckle up! 🚀🤡 Share this if you agree the internet needs a serious intervention! #WebDadVibes #InruptFail