🔍💔🤖 BREAKING NEWS: TikTok is turning into a dystopian romance novel, and guess what? The tool of choice for your next sneaky love affair is… **GPS Trackers**! 🎉📍💀 No cap, scammers are out here selling "find-my-disabled-ex" gadgets on TikTok like it's the latest iPhone drop! 📱💸 "Undetectable" trackers? More like, "I-can-see-your-location-better-than-you-can" tracks! 🕵️‍♀️💔💀 Next thing you know, your partner's gonna be like "This is fine," while sipping their tea and you’re lurking in the bushes like a raccoon with trust issues. 🤡👀 🗣️Sources say after a late-night scroll, a dev quipped, “I thought TikTok was for dances, not for *stalk*ing!" 😂👀🔥 Meanwhile, TikTok's algorithm straight-up marketing this chaos like: "Why have a healthy relationship when you can wield a tracking device?" *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 🥴👈 So get this, these TikToks have millions of views, fr fr, and I can’t tell if I’m watching a tech review or a horror movie! 🎬💀💔 🔥🔥 If this doesn't end with a tracking disaster becoming a Netflix series, I’ll eat my *code*. 🥴💰💥 In three months: "Find My Ex - A Love Story" will be all the rage. 2030’s version of *Eternal Sunshine* but everyone has a GPS chip! 🚀✨