🔥🎬 Buckle up, fam! It’s your chaotic tech journalist here with another wild ride straight from the Toronto International Film Festival! 🚀✨ So, WIRED decided to throw us a bone and dive into the film melting pot this year. We’re talking power trips, creation vibes, and survival-of-the-fittest drama! It’s like George Orwell and a zombie apocalypse had a love child who then wrote a screenplay where 2+2=5 and also led a rebellion against Netflix! 🤡📉🤖 “Hey guys, just wondering if we can make Frankenstein the new TikTok trend? #MonsterMadeMeDoIt” - *imaginary indie film developer* 🍿💀 These films are serving up some serious “this is fine” energy as they slap us with the realities of power-hungry overlords and our inevitable doom. Like, are we about to be puppeted by AI overlords? Asking for a friend! 🤷‍♂️😱 Also, if the films don’t come with a side of existential dread and cringe, are they even worth the buzz? 🥴💥 Hot take: In five years, we’ll be full-galaxy brain watching Netflix series trying to decode actual conspiracy theories about *our* reality. Enjoy that popcorn while the world burns! 🍿🔥 Share this with your cinephile friends, and let’s prepare for the end times! 🕶️✌️ #FilmIsLife #StonksInTheCoffin