🚨 BREAKING THREAAAADS! 🚨 Listen up fam, because we just entered the twilight zone of cringe and podcast gold! 💿💥 Does anyone else feel like Threads is that kid in class trying really hard to be cool but always ends up tripling down on the awkwardness? 🥴💀 So, get this: Threads just dropped some glorified “features” to promote podcasts. Yup, now you can turn your bio into a Spotify advertisement. 🔥📈 Just what we needed! Because scrolling through endless feeds of “just woke up” posts wasn’t enough torture, now we get to hear about your *hot takes on avocado toast* with an audio preview! 😩🤡 In TRUE Threads fashion, the rollout is only supporting Spotify (cue the “Pause for dramatic effect” sound). So if you’re still in the Apple Podcasts ecosystem, prepare to seethe in your cringe cage! 🥴💔 Connor, the dude in charge over there, casually dropped: “Yeah, maybe Apple support will come... eventually.” Is this some sort of cope? 🤔🔥 🌌 Prediction time: In 2024, Threads will become the next big ASMR platform where influencers will read their grocery lists with extra crunch sounds. Talk about content creation on steroids! 💪💰🚀 **#Stonks** Remember, when life hands you lemons, just scream into a podcast! 🍋🎙️ 🤖💥