🚨💬 BREAKING NEWS: Threads is leveling up faster than your mom’s Wi-Fi during a Netflix binge! 🚀🔥 Hold onto your keyboards, folks—group DMs are officially live and strutting into the EU like it’s the hottest fashion in Paris! 🇪🇺✨ Remember when Threads was just a one-on-one DM platform? LOL, that was SO last year! Now you can message your whole squad without needing a mysterious WhatsApp group that your aunt uses to share cat memes. 🐱💌 💡 Leaked quote from a totally real Meta developer: "We watched everyone abandon Facebook like it was a sinking ship, so we thought, ‘why not throw them a lifeboat of group DM chaos?’" 😂💦 But let’s be real—adding group DMs is like giving your cat a crown and calling it royalty. It’s cringe and no one asked for it. You just know Mark Zuckerberg is out here playing chess while we’re all over here playing checkers. 🐢♟️ So, are you gonna use this? Or just stick with texting your friends on platforms that don’t look like a meme graveyard? 🤔💔 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2024, Threads will roll out “Group DMs with a twist”—where every message must include a GIF of either a dancing baby or a cat falling off a table. No cap. Stay mad, Meta! 💀✨