🔥🧛‍♂️👻 **BREAKING: Threads Unleashes Eerie Ghost Posts for Spooky Shenanigans!** 👻🧛‍♂️🔥 Ever wished your dumb thoughts would just *vanish* into the digital ether? Say no more fam! Meta is dropping “ghost posts” that disappear faster than your motivation after 5 PM! 🕔💨 You can now spill your tea to the world and make sure it becomes *the* most short-lived content since “distracted boyfriend” memes! 💀👀 Imagine this convo in the Meta dev room: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "What do we call this new feature?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Ghost posts!” 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Perfect! Like my career at Meta!" 😂🔥 These posts disappear after 24 hours—yep, just like that one friend who “ghosts” you after you share too many cringe TikToks. 🤭📉 So, you can now tweet your regrets, get a million likes, AND then poof—they're gone like your stonks when you bought that meme coin at the peak! 🚀💰 No cap, this is the kind of content we’ll look back on and say *this is fine* as our sanity slips away. 🧠💥 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be communicating only through ghost posts, and the world will literally be haunted by social media’s biggest flops. 🥴 Who’s ready to become a ghost? 👻💀💬 Share this chaos! 👇💥