🚨BREAKING NEWS: THE THREADS REVOLUTION IS HERE! 🚨🤡💥 Forget your 💩💩 short posts—welcome to the age of epic novels on Threads! Yup, that's right, these Twitter wannabes are throwing a long-form party, and guess what? You better bring your formatting game! Let’s gooooo! 🚀🔥 🔍PRO TIP: You can now flex your *literary skills* with formatted text. Like Shakespeare, but for the TikTok generation! "To thread, or not to thread? That is the question..." (probably) 😂💀 👀 *Leaked Quote from a Threads Developer*: "We realized that the world was just *dying* to read 500 character novels about what cereal you ate this morning. Stonks go up!" 🤑 The basic Threaders: "This is fine.” 😩. Meanwhile, the galaxy brains are preparing their dissertations on avocado toast! #LiteraryGenius 🥑📖 **Prediction time**: In 2024, expect the “longest post” award to become more prestigious than the Nobel Prize! 🥇💰 If you thought influencer drama was cringe, just wait until they start debating the themes of their latest 20,000-word rants live! NO CAP, it's gonna be a dumpster fire you can't look away from! 🔥💥 So, think you’re ready? Or are you just gonna cope and seethe? 🤔💀