🚨💰 Hold the phone, tech nerds! 📞💀 Thoma Bravo is stirring the pot, and we’re not talking a cute little spaghetti sauce. They just dropped $2 BILLION like it’s a hot mixtape 🔥🎤 on Verint, a company that automates contact centers. And let’s be real, the last time contact centers were this exciting, they were serving us hold music that makes you lose brain cells! 😵‍💫🚀 Less than a week after snagging Dayforce for a STRAIGHT FIRE $12.3 billion (like, do they have a money tree or something? 🌳💸), they’re back at it again like a kid on Christmas morning! 🎁 "Yeah, we just really love overpriced software," said some imaginary Thoma Bravo developer, probably while sipping overpriced artisanal coffee. ☕😂 Seriously tho, who knew contact centers were worth as much as a squad of Kardashians? 💁‍♀️💖 🚀 Stonks going up for some, but for those of us on the receiving end of tech support, it's still *this is fine* while the fire rages on, am I right? 🔥 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: Soon, Thoma Bravo will acquire a *sneaker company* that sells virtual shoes for avatars in video games and it’ll be the next big thing — no cap! Get ready to walk (or skate) in pixelated kicks soon! 😤👟💥 #BasedOrCringe? Let’s debate!