🚨💰BREAKING NEWS, TECH NERDS!💰🚨 Hold onto your fidget spinners, because Thoma Bravo just dropped some major cash like it's hot! 🔥 They snatched up Verint for **$1.23 BILLION**! 😱 But wait, there’s more! It seems they went broke shopping just days after they dropped **$12.3 billion** on Dayforce. I mean, can someone say “Spend it like it’s Monopoly money”? 🤡💸 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we just got tired of playing Farmville. Now we’re in ‘Acquisition-ville.’” - (Anonymous Thoma Bravo Developer, 2023) So what's the vibe? Thoma Bravo’s basically creating the *Avengers* of customer service automation—like the Justice League, but with more spreadsheets and less fighting aliens. 🤖💪 Just imagine the boardroom: “Can we automate customer service? Yes. Can we also take over the world? Absolutely. 🌍*Fintech Avengers* assemble!” And in classic meme fashion, as the stocks go up, just remember: stonks! 📈💥 Here’s my prediction: In 2024, Thoma Bravo will buy *DogeCoin* for $5 billion, and Elon will tweet, “What’s next, Verint for President?” 🤖💀 This is all fine, by the way. 🌭🔥 Share this chaos and let’s ride this meme wave! 🌊